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Saturday, June 10, 2000

Freddie, when you get back to blogging on Monday, make sure you check out your perma-linkage. Something is fucked up. Whenever one clicks on the "link" link (how redundant), they don't get taken to the specific post. Instead, they just stay where they are and the illusion of perma-linkage is shattered. I think it's just a matter of modifying your template to include the tag for the Blog Item Number.

I wanted to use the perma-linkage to link to Michael's outrageous post directly below, but I can't!

Anyway, on to rock dreams... I have them on a regular basis. I've had dreams about Madonna, Prince, and even Iggy Pop. The one about Iggy Pop was kinda weird. We were in some sleazy bar and he was naked and following me all over the place. I got the feeling that he wanted to get some drugs from me or something. It was bizarre.

Do tell us about your Captain & Tennille dream. Was she in a dominatrix outfit and he in a tutu? LOL.

p.s. I don't really think the Blink 182 guys are terribly gorgeous nor do I like their music. There's just something about Travis the drummer that makes me wanna, um... yeah. That.
-Jerwin Maximo |
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I sure do, Jerwin, tho' I think Blink 182 are more also-rans than winners in the Cute Punk Rock Guys sweepstakes. Don't even get me started about the music...

The most recent rock-related dream I had was about Wire -- a pity I can't remember the contents.

The best rock-related dreams I've ever had involved the Beatles. One time, I dreamed they all took turns shaving my face. Another time, I was in a tiny art gallery, with pictures of the group hovering Mount-Rushmore-like over terraced landscapes full of twittering machines. Each picture had one or two of the Beatles' faces replaced by the faces of dogs.

The most disappointing rock dream I ever had occurred the weekend after Kurt Cobain's suicide. I selfishly wished that Kurt woulds show up in my dreams; instead, I got Beck. And I'm not even gonna mention the one about the Captain & Tennille and the pile of neon guitars...
-Michael Daddino |
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I had a dream about these guys last night. It's basically about their video for All The Small Things and their inclination to get naked. In my dream, I was shooting the video my way. They were dancing around in their white Calvin Kleins as simulated rain poured on them. Jumping and hopping. Wet briefs. More jumping and hopping. Getting wetter. Catch my drift? ;-)
-Jerwin Maximo | steal this link! | discuss

Some rhetorical questions: Why is it so hard to find decent desktop wallpaper? All's I want is a simple landscape, something colorful and not blurry, yet all I keep finding are Christian grunge, sci-fi brain damage and boobs. And why is every wallpaper site so poorly designed? Every single last one of them seems to be designed by jokers who seem more interested in cramming their sites with banner ads and java crapplets than learning anything more than the most basic HTML. Sure, my own blog's nothing to look at, but I'm not pretending to be an artist...

I may have to settle for
for this picture of Duluth, Minnesota.
-Michael Daddino | steal this link! | discuss

Hello. My name is Fraise Banane, and this is my life. No, wait... wrong intro! Sorry. Take 2: Hi! My name is Jerwin, perpetrator of 2xy.org, and I am here because, well, I should be. In the next 36 hours or so you might hear from me intermittently with witty links, snappy opinions or just plain drivel. You might or might not like them. If you do, then super. If you don't, then the hell with you.
-Jerwin Maximo | steal this link! | discuss

Guided By Voices, Suitcase: Failed Experiments And Trashed Aircraft -- You think Pollard's gunning to outdo 69 Love Songs, maybe?
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Bruce Springsteen "a floating fag": so sayeth the president of the New York state chapter of the Fraternal Order of Police in reference to "American Skin", a newly-written song about Amidou Diallo that Springsteen's just added to his concerts. Disgusting, but hardly untypical, I'm afraid. I'm no Springsteen fan by any stretch of the imagination, but Frank Lucente deserves all the mockery he'll no doubt get.
-Michael Daddino | steal this link! | discuss

DUEL! - ROUND 2: yes, promoting my own site already, but this is the most important event in the history of pop, so you'd do well to go there and vote.
-Tom Ewing | steal this link! | discuss

Fred, what can I say, I'm sorry: but this is the funniest blog I've read in ages: neighbour sex. This is yet another thing Blogs are good for: chronicling petty everyday irritations such as your neighbours getting too much action too loudly.
-Tom Ewing | steal this link! | discuss

Friday, June 09, 2000

Howdy. My name is Dan, although I sometimes go by the name deX! (don't ask). Fred asked me to contribute to his blog over the weekend on the condition that I didn't post any links to The Cure. "Of course!" I said. "Even though The Cure are my favorite group, I respect that you don't care for them. Therefore, I will not post a bunch of random links to various informational and Cure fan sites. I value our friendship that much." Once I get a blog of my own, I'm sure that Fred will extend me the same courtesy with artists I dislike.
-Dan Perry | steal this link! | discuss

well, that's it for me: but that's not it for this blog. i've wrangled together a group of six bloggers who will hopefully entertain you in my absence. some of them you know, others you don't, but all of them, you will love. if not, let me know and i'll kick their collective asses. have a good weekend everyone!
-fred solinger |
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the blogstreet boys: well, dex, the boy band dream has become a reality for one of us. when do we go on tour? i think we'd make a better band than that one being put together on abc. can i be the moody one who's the first to leave for a solo career?
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poke-results: well, the votes have been tallied. it comes as no surprise that pikachu won out with 38% of the vote. "other" also received the same amount of votes: i'm not sure if those eight comments correspond to the eight votes, cos if that's the case, pikachu received nine votes. it's possible that someone just loves pikachu so much that they left a comment about it saying, "PIKACHU! PIKACHU! PIKACHU! PIKACHU! PIKACHU! PIKACHU! PIKACHU! PIKACHU!"

charmander, squirtle, and write-in mew finished tied for second. i cast my vote for charmander. if you were the other person who did so, please,
let me know. also receiving votes: bulbasaur, jigglypuff, koffing (ew! but who am i to comment on other's tastes in pokemon), mewtwo, and mike's vote for psyduck.
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THE ROOTS - RUMSEY PLAYFIELD - 6/8/00
we got to the show five minutes into arto lindsay's set, who was one of two opening acts for the evening. before i get into the music, let me describe the scene. rumsey playfield is in central park, so we were afforded a nice view of the skyline and with all of the, ahem, smoke, it was nice to have some fresh air. i felt like i was in someone's backyard: it wasn't a very big area, we sat on the ground which was covered with turf, and there was smoke flying around from the barbecues on either side of the area.

i couldn't have imagined a more diverse audience. you had your traditional hip-hop kids; walking gap ads; people who looked like yo la tengo fans; and kids who look like they stepped right out of an offspring video. hell, during the roots set, an old man with gray hair walked right in front of me! one thing was proven for certain last night: the roots are the hip-hop group that's safe for indie rockers. they're critically acclaimed and they play their own instruments, what more could they ask for. oh, the band also appears to be phish-approved.

on to the music. arto lindsay's set was very good. i don't know how many really appreciated his off-kilter samba mixed with atonal chords and feedback. it didn't seem that too many of the heads were feeling him. his drummer, in particular, was very good and there was a great mix of dat and live drums. lindsay coaxed some loud squawks, deafening noise, and even some scratching from his guitar in a deft display of skill and taste. he played for about forty minutes and afterwards, unbeknownst to me, he ended up sitting behind us during the roots set.

the wild magnolias were next on the bill. they're a new orleans funk band that i was heretofore unaware of. when they got on, i feared that they would be a derivative jam band, but as the first song progressed, they displayed a way with the groove. the keyboardist was excellent and he really helped to elevate them to the next level. then, out came the singers in the most garish costumes you'll ever see: just looking at them was entertaining. the group succeeded in getting everyone amped for the roots, even if they did run a little long.

one of the most entertaining aspects of the evening was the group sitting in front of us. there were twelve or so of these kids, and they were like
kids, only a lot dorkier. they couldn't have been more than sixteen as the "so you want to go college?"-type workbooks they had with them would attest. yet this did not stop them from getting beer, cigarettes, and pot. note: kids, if you want to try pot for the first time, don't do it in a large public venue. it'll only make you look younger and stupider than you are. the twelve of them took hits from one joint...all of them choked and all of them would become stoned. ONE joint for TWELVE people. one of the little idiots took a cassette of his and pulled out the tape, wrapping it around his head. his little genius friend just kept frantically pulling the tape out of his, forming a ball of tape in his hand. thankfully, when the roots appeared, they took off for the front.

and what an appearance it was by the roots! in dramatic-comedic fashion, they took to the stage in slow-mo with mellow keys and purple lights illuminating the stage. ?uestlove raised his arms and then lowered the boom. they came out of the gate ferocious and kept up the pace 'til show's end. i was worried that ? wouldn't be at the show because he just got off the d'angelo tour, but he was there and the band was tight.

now, i know that tom isn't much of a fan of "organic" hip-hop, but last night proved to me its dominance in a live setting. when a group only uses a dat, they've got two things going for them: adrenalin and, hopefully, some good songs. a band has both of these, plus they have the ability to improvise, re-work cuts, make smooth transitions from cut-to-cut, and add a lot of dynamics into the mix. the roots did all of these things last night. they whirled through all of their best known songs, not relenting for a second. highlights were many, including "distortion to static," "proceed," "double trouble" with mos def, "adrenalin" with some great crowd interaction, "clones" with dice raw," and on and on. there were a number of surprises: after "double trouble," talib kweli came on stage and the duo ripped through definition, and then ant-1 of dead prez appeared and the group broke into "hip hop" whose dull chorus on record came alive when chanted by the crowd. (he also threw in a few "fuck the police"s and "power to the people"s for good measure.) the biggest surprise for me, though, was the amazing skill of human beatbox, scratch. on record, he's very good; last night, he made me say, "rahzel who?" his talents livened up a number of songs, and his solo spot at the end had to be seen to be believed.

the set closed with, not surprisingly, "you got me." surprisingly, though, it was totally re-worked, more than compensating for the lack of a singer. the first chorus was handled in a reggae styleee; the second saw the band thrashing out in impressive fashion; and the end drum 'n' bass break was taken to another level. the combination of ?uestlove's drumming (and let me tell you, i'm even more disappointed with voodoo seeing just how much his talent was constrained on that record), hub's bass work, kamal's keys, and the flashing lights made for a mind-altering experience.

the roots have earned a reputation for being one of the best live acts out there today. last night, they showed and proved over and over. i paid $20 bucks for my ticket, and got nearly four hours of great music, all told. the opening acts were good, but the roots could teach many a band some things about showmanship and professionalism. if they come to your town, see them. don't think twice.
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‘big tipper’ falls through: a rude brit. who would've figured? our next report: "the sky is blue."
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1 in 5 kids have had cybersex: or that's how many admit it, at least.
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jolie denies relationship gossip: yes, angelina. we're the weird ones.
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capturer of "real" killer will receive $3 million award: no, oj won't turn himself in.

spirited exchange -- denise brown: "we never got along because you couldn't control me."
oj: "we never got along because nicole knew that you wanted to sleep with me!"
come on, you two. can't you put the past behind you? in-laws, i swear.
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bryan adams to headline slane concert in ireland: it's nice to see that he's still getting work. bless those irish.
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deftones hit by internet piracy: their new album was pirated 200,000 times before its release. yeah, RIGHT. dude, stop making shit up, it's embarrassing.
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Thursday, June 08, 2000

LIAR!: that was supposed to be a secret. well, it's over now.
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fivesongs: musicrag is an online music site that offers news, interviews, and the opportunity to buy music and download songs. they also have a new blog entitled fivesongs. a topic is named and the contributors name five songs (and you wondered where the name came from) that correspond to the topic. the object is to let those who love music speak their piece and to hopefully enlighten those who haven't heard the songs that they are passionate about. it's a great concept and the early entries show much promise.
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site update: the reviews of richard ashcroft and ian hunter can now be found, oddly enough, on the reviews page. it is the last vestige of my original intent for this page, as i've now indulged in the cult of personality that is blogger. also, some new stuff has been added to the playlist page. you should visit them some time; they get oh-so-lonely.
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why won't cats go away?: while walking past the winter garden theater on my lunch break, i noticed a new sign up, "only until september 10!" wtf? i thought that damned play was going away this month. back in january, they advertised, "only weeks left!" yes, about 24 of them or so. and now it's been extended? i understand that lloyd webber hasn't had a hit in a while, but hasn't cats been a plague upon humanity for long enough?

another question: why are the people selling bootlegged children's books on the corner invariably british?
-fred solinger |
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barton mather, r.i.p.: first off, i want to send my condolences to stuy for the loss of his friend. when he said, "a happy smiley friend of mine," for some reason it made me think about a friend of mine who died last year.

in your mind, i guess, that's how you'll remember them, as these vibrant people, so full of LIFE. this friend of mine was someone i had known since we went to summer camp together back when we were eight years old or so. the town had two elementary schools: he went to one, and i went to the other. the one thing that i remember most about him is what a nice person he was. maybe a month or so before he died, he stopped into the store i worked at, as he often did, and we'd talk. we weren't best friends, but he's definitely someone i considered a good friend. he'd always be the first to ask how you were doing, and how was school going, and how was the family. he was just one of the very nicest people you could've ever hoped to meet, and he was an incredibly cool person to boot.

he lost his life on his morning drive to school. the driver who hit him was somehow in the wrong lane and hit him head on. to this day, flowers and basketballs (one of his favorite sports) can be found in that exact spot. the funeral was held not too long after and i did not attend. this was the first young person i knew who died, and i couldn't bring myself to have that last memory be of him in a casket. perhaps i just didn't want to be confronted with my own mortality, but i wanted to remember him as the outgoing, friendly, athletic guy i had grown up with. my mother attended and i'm not sure what the people who did go thought of me for not going. i mourned him in my own way, and they did theirs. do i regret not going? sometimes yes, but mostly no. when i think of him, it will always be of the friendly guy i used to play soccer with all of those many years ago when everything was so much different and so much easier. rest in peace, brett.
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eu proposes web tax: as if it already doesn't cost enough to access the web in europe.
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radiohead - two albums on the way: um...yay? one point of light: colin says, "we want a short record..." more tantalizing details: one song was recorded with a jazz band and another features thom singing, get this, BACKWARDS!

um...yay?
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nothing compares 2 women: no, sinead, don't judge us all by peter gabriel! good for her, but the fact that this revelation coincides with the release of her new album is in questionable taste.
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hey kids, want 'nsync at your bar mitzvah?: don't think it's impossible. if your dad works for aol and has millions of dollars to spend on them, they'll do your favorite non-jewish songs too! i don't have a link for this one, but i heard it on the news this morning. i guess it goes to show that you can never be too rich.
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the truth about madonna's new album: contrary to what you may've heard, the video is not a satire of hip-hop culture, in fact, it's a homage. ali g. merely appears in the video because mc skat kat was not available.
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madonna's london home burgled; nothing stolen: on the night of the next best thing premiere, no less. i think there's a causal relationship between the two.
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bon jovi meets...the backstreet boys?!: well, their producer, at least. doing some reading yesterday, i realized why the new bon jovi single sounds a bit like the boys' "larger than life": it was co-written by none other than swedish-pop kingpin, max martin! what a strange world we live in.
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village voice on the new britney album: one of the most enjoyable articles of any sort that i've read in a long time. the village voice is becoming a must-read again, especially the music section which is now loaded with frank kogan, chuck eddy, and, the author of this piece, metal mike saunders. even christgau seems to be coming around.
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tomatoes feel pain too: it's l. ron hubbard, a tomato, an e-meter, and an intent gaze. you'd think that a man who had so much compassion for tomatoes would feel the same way about humans. alas, he's given us dianetics and battlefield earth. which leads me to ask, what did we ever do to him?
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Wednesday, June 07, 2000

judge orders breakup of microsoft: whoa. WHOAAAA!! i did NOT see this coming at ALL.
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i love it when rosie fails publicly: i also love that sub-headline, "lowest ratings ever." and it was the lowest ratings ever for the tonys, but i don't know if you fully comprehend what that means. the tonys are perenially low-rated, so this is really, REALLY bad, and it's all rosie's fault! ha ha ha ha ha. i guess all of the people who usually watch the tonys were watching "who wants to be a millionaire."
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britney: "i think eminem is brilliant.": see, not all teen stars are out to get him!
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robert smith disintegrates the cure: as if their fans weren't depressed enough. smith sites the piece on the band on i hate music as a major contributing factor.
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RICHARD ASHCROFT - "MONEY TO BURN"
did you get the joke? see, i was saying that it would be easy for me to...never mind.

"money to burn," the second single from ashcroft's upcoming solo album, starts off promisingly enough with a cool percussion pattern and some steel guitar by b.j. cole (but of course). then, after the first verse, a heavier drum track comes in and there's some blaring harmonica and an electric guitar. then the gospel choir comes in for the chorus. like i said earlier, it sounds like 70s elvis, except ashcroft, vocally, is no elvis. even lyrically this one pales in comparison to elvis songs of that era, and that's meant to illustrate just how POOR the lyrics are here. there's a bit of conundrum here: the lyrics are poor, yes, with things like "light my fire" and "take me away from my rock machine," but just as annoying are richard's usual ad-libs. (you know the ones, "come on, come on," "ooh, baby," "now, now" etc.) while listening, you start to become glad that there are so many ad-libs because they keep him from spouting more things about "rock machines." but then you realize, "God DAMN, these ad-libs are annoying!" in fact, what would've been an inspired lyric, "you're my one and only guitar god," is in fact misheard on my part as it's actually the more banal, "you're my one and only gift i've got."

oh, and none of this is the worst part. no, the worst part is that IT'S SIX MINUTES LONG!! even worse, it runs out of steam at the FOUR MINUTE MARK. it languishes for a while and then it desperately tries to build to a climax -- the guitar at 4:22 is meant to signify this -- though it merely simmers when it should BOIL. there's an interesting horn arrangement and a fine ending which both suggest that this would've made a nice three-minute pop song. i stress "nice" because that's all this it would be. my initial strong interest to hear ashcroft's solo album is waning with each successive single. without nick mccabe to make things "weird," it seems like richard is doomed to being merely average. what a pity.
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RICHARD ASHCROFT - "MONEY TO BURN"
it would be easy for me to just dismiss this single as bad 70s-"white-gospel"-elvis, and leave it at that.
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why jimmy webb rocks: in the 60s, jimmy webb was a one man lennon/mccartney, a guy whose ideas were more outre than brian wilson's. after that, he burned out and fell off the map. in the 90s, he became a cult hero, and that second sentence is just as important if not moreso than the first in explaining why. in the last decade, it became fashionable to worship an artist for the simple fact that he was insane; jimmy webb may not have been clinically insane, but listen to "macarthur park" or "the yard went on forever" and tell me that there's not something strange going on there.

he was truly of a rare breed, and that was the superstar singer/songwriter: only burt bacharach existed on the same plane. he was also unprecedented in that here you had a guy whose music --the chords, the arrangements, the melodies -- was just as good as his lyrics, which were very often as profound, as introspective, and as bizarre as any in the pop canon. what makes all of this that more spectacular was that he had penned "galveston," "wichita lineman," "by the time i get to phoenix," and "macarthur park" before the age of 23! how many artists have that number of standards in their oeurvres by the end of their careers, let alone by their early-twenties?

so why exactly does webb rock? well, i want to focus on one particular thing, and that's something i call the "webb chord," for lack of a better term. there are three songs in particular that i can think of on which he uses this trick, and it's the first three songs i mentioned in the last paragraph. on glen campbell's uptempo hit-version of "galveston," you can't hear it as well because of the tempo, but on webb's own slow, thoughtful re-recording on 1996's ten easy pieces, he emphasizes it. what the webb chord is, exactly, is ending a song with a chord that had not been used in the song and thereby changing the emotion and the mood of the song. "galveston," slowed down, is meditative, but the addition of the new chord escalates the mood bringing a greater dolefulness to it. on "wichita lineman," as i said in my
top 20 special, the chord changes the tone from yearning and dreamy to unbearably sad. in my mind, the use of the chord on "by the time i get to phoenix" transfers the sorrow from the singer to the woman left behind, finally realizing that he's gone this time.

this is only one reason why jimmy webb rocks. others would be that he produced the two most ridiculously overblown and entertaining albums of the 60s in richard harris' a tramp shining and the yard went on forever, and that he was one of the best arrangers in music, and that he tried to create the sensation of flight for one of his songs and to that he miked up 400 yards of aircraft runway and landed his hang glider on it which resulted in a three-second "whooosh!" effect and cost him thousands of dollars. so go out and buy everything you can from this mad genius as it will enrich your life and make you laugh and cry, very often in the same song.
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new poll!: inspired by the pikachizer and by tom's suggestion, today's poll asks what is your favorite pokemon? admit it, you like at least one of them and if you don't, then, dude, you need to let go of it. vote today!

as far as the last poll is concerned, the winner, with 30% of the vote, was that you came here because of the description on the last update page. so my ruse worked, and i am very proud of it.
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new virus targets cell phones: cell users have more than just brain cancer to worry about now!
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the pikachizer: dear lord. do you want to go insane, but want to do it quickly? go to the pikachizer and enter in any url and see it through the eyes of the world's favorite electric rat. link comes courtesy of shoegazer.
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why i hate thetruth.com: do they annoy anyone else the way they annoy me? it's hard to say a bad word about what they're trying to do, but their methods are deplorable to say the least. normally, i get a kick out of the kind of tactics they utilize: amushing people, causing a scene, etc. but when they do it, it just ends up grating on me. is there anyone out there who isn't aware that cigarettes are bad for you? what exactly are they trying to accomplish, really?

last night i saw one of their spots and it just pushed me over the edge. it was a cyber kind of thing that had one of the guys, "larc" (which rhymes with "narc" coincidentally), addressing one of their visitors' comparison of the auto industry and the tobacco industry. the way he went about it was just so damned smug, like, "you jackass, how dare you even think of comparing the two!" everyone i've seen in one of their ads is like one of the theoretical "popular kids" from high school, though instead of enjoying things like smoking, alcohol, drugs, sex, etc., they're vehemently against it. they come across more like robots scientifically engineered to be cooler than you than they do actual kids. all of this, admittedly, comes from someone who's never smoke or drank in his life but i never threw my beliefs in people's faces (this is also my problem with the christian coalition, et. al.), instead i leave them to make their own decisions and form their own opinions.

all of this reeks of old politicians sitting around in their offices trying to think of a way to appeal to the "kids." if this is a youth-based movement, they need to start to act like one. i haven't been a teenager in nearly four years now, but damn it, i know enough of them to know that this isn't what they're like. to quote tom, "thetruth.com makes me want to start smoking."
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simpson may take lie-detector test for fee: and here's an example of capitalism at its worst. honestly, who will pay to see this instead of waiting for the results on the news...if you even care that much about it?
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who are the top five babe-est men in music?: well, if you guessed moby, you'd be right. though i would imagine he wasn't one of your guesses. this courtesy of mademoiselle who don't have this up on their website, but do have it in the magazine. don't ask how i know this.

oh, the other four. um, tyrese, stephan jenkins, rufus wainright, and tim james.
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oh no!: my star chamber mate, tim finney, the man behind skykicking, has fallen ill! it seems one of his lungs has collapsed. i'm told that he'll be alright, but this is very bad news, indeed. i wish him a speedy recovery and i'm sure that all of my fellow bloggers feel the same.
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seeing double?: katy is talking about how all of the blogs she visits seem to mirror each other in some way. well, in the words of tom ewing, there's only one fred solinger. in this topsy-turvy world, it's good to know that some things never change.
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jerwin's new site: i second stuy's sentiments. i searched for my name this morning, thinking that i reached a new audience, and then i get there and...it's only jerwin!

but congrats on the new site, my friend. it's looking good. now i have to go and change my links.
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pregnant madonna craves eggs, olives and chips: no, you're not seeing things. she does say "crisps." *groan*
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new jersey senate race tops primaries in 5 states: it seems jon corzine could teach ross perot and steve forbes a thing or two about profligacy. was thirty-five million dollars really necessary to defeat the most hated governor in new jersey history? i still remember not being able to go anywhere without seeing a car with a "dump florio" bumper sticker on it. what will corzine do for an encore?
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as if eminem didn't have enough problems...: now christina aguilera, 98 degrees, and mandy moore are ganging up on him. it just goes from bad to worse.
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eminem facing nine years in prison: one week, you sell 1.76 million copies of your new album, obliterating the mark for a solo male artist. the next week, this. welcome to the world of eminem.
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"i'll eat your dog": i knew lou reed was weird, but dog-eating? he's gone too far this time.
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britney's breasts: they're fake. no, seriously, she admits it. go and read this article and the truth will be made known.
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Tuesday, June 06, 2000

internet 'slavemaster' linked to kansas murders: when watching boys don't cry, i thought to myself that what had happened in that story only could've happened in a place like nebraska where, as one of the characters said, they had nothing to do but chase bats and bumper-ski. places where ennui and mundanity are the orders of the day often end up being the scene of tragedies like the brandon teena case and the one in this article.
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public log is back!: it was much too long and it's good to have them back. they prove yet again to be an oasis for links. here is the sanity test. i am 55% insane, and i could go insane in a few years. i invite you keep your eye on this blog as i slowly start to LOSE MY MIND!
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RIDE - "VAPOR TRAIL"
i did a review of this over at
nylpm, responding to tom's take on the same song. tom has his shoegazing nostalgia and i have my weblogging nostalgia.
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IAN HUNTER - "ONCE BITTEN, TWICE SHY"
you probably know this song. if i were to say to you, "great white"...you see, now? great white, as you may remember though certainly don't care to, were an awful hair metal group. i knew that this song was an ian hunter original, but i couldn't imagine any talent, no matter how great, that could make it listenable.

well, i was wrong. hunter, former lead singer of mott the hoople, plays his cards exactly right: the lyrics are great ("i didn't know you got a rock n' roll record until i saw your picture on another's guy jacket..."), the singing is very bowie-esque, and the track rocks in just the right places. the dynamics are wonderful; whoever produced this deserves much plaudits. the track comes across as a mix between bolan and the rolling stones (the bolan stones! ugh). it begins as a low-key rocker and half-way through, the guitars come in and...YEAH!

it's hard to imagine, then, what great white could've done to fuck this one up. i'm not really that anxious to hear their version again, so i'll go on memory. there was something very unctuous about them as a group and the production was uninspired. oh, and that VIDEO. i guess they deserve some credit for at least knowing the song, but then they erode that by DESTROYING the song, and totally cooling anyone's interest in the original. i'm glad that i have some friends, then, whose glam roots run deep.
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okay: christopher walken and andy dick in the same movie? sounds like a blockbuster in the making. (info courtesy of pearls.)
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there must be something in the air today...: ...because tim redesigned too! i'm certain that this was brought about by my insistent teasing of his previous designs. it appears, though, that he finally got it right. a confession: when i first got there, i forgot what link i'd clicked and i thought i ended up somehow in some young net female's very polite journal (must be the color scheme). then i remembered that none of the females i link to are polite. ;)

skykicking, then: new design, but same old introspection and analysis.
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mandy moore has a new daily mtv show: but WHY?! where is MY show?
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i feel like such a blogger now...: ...because i'm going to tell you all that katy redesigned. i'm not sure how i feel about it, but the nav buttons at top are pretty cool. i like the color scheme, but the fire emerging from the eye makes me...uncomfortable. besides, it's definitely not kitschy enough: it needs hearts and hello kitty images and the background needs to be striped.

also, the glam name generator was linked on here yesterday, and it was the source of very great amusement. i'm still not quite sure how it's determined, but it seems to hinge on the first couple of letters in your first and last name. as far as what is a glam name? well, it'd be your name if you were a glam rocker. if anyone dares ask me what glam rock is...i'll force them to watch velvet goldmine until their eyes BLEED!
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puff daddy up for fashion award!: "the white stuff, to be honest, is like a personal, spiritual thing. i feel safe in white because deep down, i'm an angel." drop all charges against this man RIGHT NOW.
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the list mtv doesn't want you to see!: until after thursday night, that is. if you don't want the awards "spoiled," i suggest you don't follow this link.
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braves' john rocker sent to minors: it has nothing to do with psychosis, you know. can anyone tell me what the hell was he doing in the dugout making those strange gyrations? it looked like something from the pose-down at the mr. universe competition or some shit.
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the price of singles in england: josh notes that tom has bought a single in the uk for a pound ninety-nine. he wonders if this is typical for the uk or even the us. talking to tom the other day, i got the idea that a pound ninety-nine was a sale price. that price in the uk corresponds to approx. $3.28 over here (or at least by the last conversion rate i saw). i find that $3.49 (2.11 in the uk) is the standard price for a regular cd single. maxi-singles, on the other hand, are usually $5.99 (3.63 uk). so does that answer your question, josh?
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christina aguilera and boyfriend move closer: it's nice to see she's moving on from carson daly and fred durst. shortly after that hubbub erupted, the local news here used her "what a girl wants" as the backing music to a story about teens and oral sex, suggesting that what young girls want is oral sex. very disturbing.
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westlife star collapses: conquering the american market is not for the faint-hearted. boybands come a dime a dozen; we're very discerning. just go ask boyzone.
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eminem's art imitates life: or is it the other way around? either way, this makes "kim" even more chilling.
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and the results are in...: the polls are offically closed. the winner of the great blog-off is....

I DRANK WHAT?

he won by one vote over both nylpm and frytopia. public blog made a late charge, but it was too late. congrats to jerwin, then!
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Monday, June 05, 2000

shaft meets...the mummy!: over at westernhomes, samuel l. jackson's appearance on the rosie o'donnell show is described as "extremely incongruous." no, i'll tell you what's extremely incongruous: samuel l. jackson and hugh downs talking about...mummies! for some reason, when fox did that special about investigating those egyptian tombs, samuel l. jackson appeared and discussed the history of mummies in the movies. afterward, sam and hugh d. "rapped" about egypt and it was the most uncomfortable thing i'd seen in a while. you'd think that it was a time-killer like the aforementioned geraldo-singing-after-capone's-vault-was-empty, but it was totally pre-planned. the conversation ended with downs saying something like, "good luck with the movie, and who knows, maybe we'll see something like shaft meets the mummy" a comment that jackson humored. BIZARRE!
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while i'm at it...: the picture that riothero currently has up bears an uncanny resmblance to hal sparks, former host of e!'s talk soup. i loved that little guy, he was so much better than both john henson and greg kinnear combined. he will be sadly missed.
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why roy orbison rocks: this is the first in a new style of entries called "why (such and such) rocks." it'll apply to anything i think rocks, really, and it will not be limited to just musicians.

anyway, roy orbison rocks. when i was a kid, i asked my mother who she thought was the best singer ever. she didn't give a direct answer, instead she said, "well, elvis thought that roy orbison has the greatest voice he ever heard." poor roy orbison, little did he know that that sign of praise from my mother would preclude him from my cd player for years to come.

eventually, i became converted to the king and about a few months ago, i really got into roy orbison. there are numerous parallels between the two: both started out as rockabilly artists, both were born in the south, and both recorded for sun records. their voices at times were also quite similar, though it's usually more elvis sounding like roy than the other way around, e.g. "surrender." late in his career, elvis would develop the same kind of operatic range that roy deployed to marvellous effect on his records.

and what records they were. i'm not much of a fan of the uptempo stuff as i don't believe his voice is well-sorted for that sort of material, but oh, those ballads! roy was an excellent lyricist, and i don't think he receives enough credit for that. "it's over" and "in dreams" are incredibly evocative and the images he creates are hopelessly bleak and deliriously delightful, respectively. the instrumental backing was as good as anything spector developed -- though that would've been a match made in heaven -- with the ominous drum rolls, strings that define the word soaring, and heavenly backing vocals. combine the drama of the music and lyrics with orbison's impassioned vocals and you have a very adult take on the records groups like the shangri-las and the ronettes made.

besides the music, there's another reason why roy orbison rocks: the image. i've seen footage of orbison performing "crying" from the 60s and it's surreal. you have this swirling, theatric music playing and there's orbison unleashing his bel canto tenor singing the devestating lyrics, and the man himself is standing there perfectly still, dressed all in black, with those ever-present shades. he looks so damned cool and yet you sense that, beneath the surface, there's an unknowable sadness and those glasses are the only things keeping the tears in. i read that "it's over" was recorded shortly after orbison's wife/girlfriend died tragically; this only adds more poignancy to a vocal performance that is among the greatest in all of recorded history.

though he left us way too soon in 1988, orbison will always remain a mysterious, cool-as-all-hell super talent the likes of which we'll never see again, despite chris isaak's best efforts.
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what a letdown!: this must be how geraldo felt when he opened al capone's vault.
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don't take "steal this blog!" literally: well, catherine has deigned to update. first off, i want the 15-20 seconds of my life back that i spent on the random band name generator. second, she admits to stealing the poll idea from me and the bullshit analyzer...which i stole from pearls who stole from riothero, et. al. (he's probably getting sick of me dropping his name like this. ;)) this must be why she visits my page, oh, TWENTY TIMES A DAY! when you listen to too much indie, it steals the very thoughts from your brain and you're forced to nick things from other blogs. sad, but true.
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capitalism at its best: okay, normally when i link the breast chronicles, it's done humorously (or so i think) and in a desperate bid to get a link, but this is pure genius. i hope she makes a mint off of it. the question now becomes, is there a market for t-shirts with the stb! logo and patented five-photo header on it? hmmm!
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it's about time they had a theme song: scrolling through ice magazine's new release listings, i noticed that, under june 20, mtv's the real world is releasing a soundtrack. will we see a dj spooky deconstruction of the opening? perhaps some c&w from l.a.'s jon, some rapping from eric nies, and some funky stuff from mohammed from s.f.? i must say that i'm curious, and i'm sure it'll be something lame that will disappoint me. ah well.
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big momma's house made nearly $26m this week: montel williams was right about this country: it's really fucked up and here's the proof.
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napster strikes back!: no one's going to take any food out of their children's mouth! though, checking their site, the offspring have yet to comply.
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but would you have done it?: what was he thinking? britney is, like, totally in love with justin, the cute one from 'nsync. DUH!
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home again: so, as you noticed, i'm back at work and back in the big apple. the last thing i did this morning was snag nine cds out of my dad's car's disc changer that i had lent to him a month before i moved. these discs are al green's greatest hits, the burt bacharach boxed set, sam cooke's greatest hits, frank sinatra's album with antonio carlos jobim and also his everything happens to me, jimmy webb' s ten easy pieces, and glen campbell's greatest hits. it is very good to have them all back, particularly the green and webb cd's which i listened to this morning on the train ride in.
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a note about the poll: i see jerwin has marshalled his troops and has since taken over as the best blog. voting will end tonight, so if you want your blog to win, drive traffic to my site and command them to VOTE!
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lubricous...: ...before you run out and grab your dictionary, kids, means slippery, greasy, wanton, unstable, crude, lascivious...in other words, it means me. ;)

and so it has been proven by scientific FACT that electric biscuit kicks as much ass as any weblog out there. go visit now or risk having your ass kicked. that is all.
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what's your glam name?: this is way cool. my name, btw, is opulence sugarplanet.
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Sunday, June 04, 2000

i'm feeling my age: weeks from now, i'll find this whole youth obsession laughably embarrassing, but for now, i must vent further. today, i got e-mail from one of my very first web friends, and it's very good to hear from him again. hearing from him, though, reminds me why i hate* these three bloggers: they remind me of the times when i was the precocious young whippersnapper sassing my elders. and now i'm old and getting guff from kids.

*i don't really hate you guys.
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graduation day: a couple of weeks ago marked my one year anniversary of graduating from drew. it seemed to be a much more boisterous affair than my sister's graduation today. i mean, where were the beach balls? where was the silly string? where was the champagne? where were the guys jumping up on their seats and, apropos of nothing, then singing "we are the three amigos"?

the speaker was montel williams, as i noted a couple of days ago. opinion was split between the grads and their families: the grads thought he was too "depressing," while the parents called him "realistic." where did i think he fell? our speaker was christopher reeve, and though he is a quadraplegic, his speech was wholly uplifting; the kind of message montel was delivering, though often very on-point, was not the kind of thing grads want to hear on their graduation day? the real world begins the day after graduation; graduation is your last breath before diving in to that big pond called "reality," and you want to be totally encouraged. at times, montel was very encouraging, but he seemed a bit too pessimistic. while he admirably admitted that he was part of the problem by getting a divorce, his use of the speaking engagement as a soapbox for his political views was in questionable taste, whether or not you agreed with him.

he was at times very engaging as he recounted nearly dying two years and he got very emotional -- if anything, as the university's president said, it was the most brutally honest and open commencement address i've ever heard. based on the feedback i was hearing, his message of the youth changing the world fell upon the deaf ears of the students, but was well-received by the older folks who, according to montel, left us a legacy of hate and intolerance. you can't win them all, i guess, but you can't fault the man for trying.

after an hour-and-twenty-minute recital of the names of all of the graduating students, commencent was over and we headed back to my sister's home-away-from-home for one last hurrah. i wish her and all of the class of 2000 the best of luck cos believe me kids, it ain't easy.
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why won't he leave me alone today?: tom also took a shot at my post about cartoons from yesterday. having never seen the shows he mentions, i can't comment. tom calls the cartoons i mentioned "action figures fighting against action figures," which is true. they did all become action figures. but unlike the cartoons of today, the cartoons i watched as a kid didn't always have good triumph over evil by thirty minutes' end. quite often, you'd have the bad guys winning only to have the good guys come back eventually, but at the cost of lives! when was the last time a popular character died on today's shows? i erred yesterday when i said that the shows are concocted in marketing board rooms: they also have a gang of psychologists in there, making a show that won't give the kids bad self-esteem and such. having the bad guys win and having popular characters die aren't great ways to boost kids' morale. so i guess what i find lacking in today's shows is a kind of humanity to empathize with under the glossy veneer.
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catching up on links: thanks to prolific for the link, though i despise the fact that she's still as giddy as a school girl when it comes to love. good for you! ;) fry is falling in love with me, and jerwin continues to be in love with me, though i'm suspicious as to what he has planned. stuy tells me that i should visit electric biscuit everyday because, to quote him, "[he] kick[s] major ass!" i like what i've seen so far, and when i get time (and, uh, a perm link back here ;)), i'll investigate futher. oh, and katy hasn't even mentioned me, let alone linked to me. :-(
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and i thought i woke up on the wrong side of the bed: tom seems to have taken my comment about the insularity of blogs far too seriously. he reads a negative connotation into it, one which i didn't intend, honestly. personally, i'd rather not read too many posts about things that have very little to do with me. this is not a comment on the site or its owner, as many of the sites that i refer to as "insular" are very well-written.

calling something "insular" has very little to do with me being an american. i'll call video game blogs insular as they refer to a world that i know very little about. it's as if he's trying to make me out to be some sort of xenophobe. for the record, this is my favorite part, " It's more polite - if less American - to cite 'cultural differences'." ooh, someone's bitter. ;)

in summary, i meant no harm with the use of the word "insular." as i explained earlier to him, it was a bit of a jab at him and blue lines, but a loving one nonetheless. if any of you are as touchy as mr. ewing, i sincerely apologize. personally, i think he has some sort of hang up about the word. or maybe he just doesn't like to face the truth that AMERICA IS ALL!!!!!!!!

come on, tom. take the bait again, you sucker. ;)
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good sunday to you!: so much to blog, so little time. last night, i went out with friends and i had no idea what i'd be in for. i love my friends, really. they're great, down-to-earth people who keep me grounded. when i'm with them, i feel normal, though i can sometimes feel at my least normal, if you know what i mean.

i was told that we'd be going to a local steakhouse for a meal. good, because i hadn't eaten all day. well, they pick me up and i'm told that we're going to a bar in point pleasant on the jersey shore, about an hour away...and it's 9:30 at night. for a non-drinking, acutely claustrophobic individual trying to catch up on the times with his friends, i couldn't think of a worse place to go than a crowded, loud bar. ah well, it'd be fun anyway.

music is always fun with my friends because we have nothing in common. not surprisingly, they hate "the thong song"; equally unsurprising, they like "the real slim shady," which the modern rock station in the area is playing for some reason. the only thing we agreed upon in the car that was "sweet child o' mine."

several of my friends were saying "put on the rat," "put on the rat." the rat, what? well, it's a radio station that just popped up, and it plays hard rock. (really, what genre were you expecting with the name "rat radio"?) bad hard rock, really. ah well, i will have my revenge in the club.

or so i thought. the dj was pretty good, and one of my very masculine friends proclaimed his love for "this kind of music." then another stated he liked dmx! will wonders never cease? (i need to go back on a couple of things i've said about dmx. his music works very well in a club setting.) by this time, they'd had more than their share of alcohol, but all of the alcohol in the world couldn't make "the thong song" palatable to them (this is the song of the summer, btw. the reactions last night cinched it.)

and then the live band comes on. if i were to describe them, i'd say that it was like no doubt fronted by mark mcgrath of sugar ray. they're the kind of band who think that saying "shit" every five seconds makes them badasses. i guess i could sum them up by saying that they played a ska-punk version of don henley's "the boys of summer." but i want to say more to perfectly describe to you how awful it all was. they played a limp bizkit song, followed by the beastie boys, followed by "insane in the brain," followed by house of pain, followed by "ice ice baby" (thrash version). yeah, they were that bad.

anyhow, the gang loved them, and well they should. they played exactly the kind of music they like -- if i can say anything for the band, they do know their audience. we left not too much longer after the band ended their set. we weren't on the road ten minutes when my friend asked to pull over because he felt sick...he was right. my other friend said that if he didn't get a cigarette he was going to vomit --was this a threat? i guess it was because he didn't vomit.

i got home at about 3:30 or so when i had to be up at 6:00 to get ready to leave for my sister's graduation in pennsylvania. so essentially i had a nap and pulled myself together for her big day. more on that later.
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