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i've got tivo: well, i won a tivo from the essay contest thing they're doing. i'm probably not supposed to post what i wrote because it's no longer my property or something, but not knowing for sure, here's the entry. the question: how could tivo help you revel in your favorite television rivalries? (n.b.: the below is somewhat fictional: while i am a fiscal conservative, i did not vote for george bush and, frankly, i don't care who wins the election now.)
In our apartment, the battle lines are clearly drawn. No, we're not talking sports here, or even religion, though some might call it just that. No, we're talking about our nation’s oldest pastime: politics. I am a staunch Republican and my girlfriend is a bleeding-heart, let’s-set-all-of-the-prisoners-free-and-cripple-our-military Democrat. Given our nation's current state of affairs, I really don't need to say much more than that, but in the interests of demonstrating how great having a TiVo would've been on Election Night and, hey, let's face it, winning one, I'll continue.
With the ability to pause and instant replay live TV, TiVo would've been a godsend for me at about, oh, 2:30 Wednesday morning. That was, you may recall, when the networks gave the election to George W. Bush. So you could imagine the fun I would've had with that...until I took it too far, as I’m sure I would’ve, and the TiVo would've ended up flying out of the window. Or she could’ve had fun herself replaying the networks recanting on Florida again – whatever that’s about, damn pinko media. Beyond that, while we watched one network, TiVo could've taped another network's coverage and we could've had that to watch the next night! Just because Election Night’s passed doesn’t mean the fun is over; TiVo is great the whole year ‘round. And besides, it doesn’t look like we’re going to have a President anytime soon.
-fred solinger
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