VAIN, SELFISH & LAZY
 

 

7.20.2002

 
b-but dan, that was me.
posted by fred solinger 6:27 PM
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7.19.2002

 
do people actually listen to b2k? or are they the new ninety-eight degrees, i.e. an act without actual hits whose appeal does not extend beyond trl?
posted by fred solinger 3:07 PM
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josh made a list! with two sonic youth songs, no less. which reminds me that, now that i own the murray street album, i should listen to it.
posted by fred solinger 2:04 PM
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7.18.2002

 
she should just get the surgery already: quite the study in silicone-fueled paranoia, the new shakira video ("objection (tango)")goes something like this:
-there's an extended opening tango section.
-shakira gesticulates as if she were a zombie or, at the very least, the living dead.
-shakira discovers her man is cheating on her. she reasons that he's stepping out because her (shakira's) boobs are small, and this new girl's pair is very obviously not.
-she sings: "next to her cheap silicone i look minimal/that's why in front of your eyes i'm invisible." (subtitles are added for the hearing-impaired. and to emphasize the point, i guess.)
-cartoon sequence/wish fulfillment: shakira slaps around the boyfriend and deflates the other chick's tits.
-batman and superman show up to beat up the boyfriend. this is not part of the animated sequence.
-catfight between shakira and the big-chested girl. shakira emerges victorious. wasn't even much of a contest.
-shakira picks up a guitar, but not before doing the zombie thing again. then, she plays the guitar.
-finis.
it sounds like "rock lobster." it looks like a conflation of diddy's "been around the world," jacko's "thriller," and mariah carey's "heartbreaker." it is utterly, utterly fabulous.
posted by fred solinger 9:07 PM
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comments on 20-11:
20. today, tomorrow, forever. side 2 remains the best thing brian wilson has ever done. just be sure to press stop after "in the back of my mind."
19. so it was originally supposed to be this lifehouse thing, which had little or nothing to do with the band of the same name. and i've heard mention of this "universal chord" and the audience joining together with the band, and townshed apparently had a nervous breakdown. blah blah blah. mainly, it seems to be about rocking out, consistently and thoroughly. WITH synthesizers.
18. & 17. both albums are about disillusionment and personal dissolution, only one would be consumed by millions, while the other was likely not to be heard by anyone at all. stone and chilton were never as sarcastic or as sincere as they were on these albums, knocking down the wall between artist and listener. but, at the same time, the wall was replaced by a haze that seeped into both the singer and his song. stone would recover and release one more hit album before slowly fading away and being seemingly written out of rock history entirely; chilton would go onto a mixed career as a solo artist and producer, but he'd ultimately achieve great success as a cult hero.
16. the only great album ever influenced by number 15? meanwhile, the deleterious influence of physical graffiti continues unabated.
15. kids, don't try this at home. please.
14. between "1969" and "1970," disaffected youth iggy stooge becomes a howling MAN-BEAST. free jazz and much peanut butter smearing ensue.
13. i'd completed the list when i saw that i'd inadvertantly left this album off the list. it could be a sign that i've outgrown the album, but i couldn't imagine this list -- or my late adolescence -- without it.
12. number 6: better collection of songs. innervisions: better-conceived album. still feels as if stevie recorded the album with you in mind.
11. three years later, and the characters from 22, after making plans and wild declarations, have gone nowhere. darkness, true to its name, catalogs their resentments, their disatisfaction, and their inability to do anything at all about it.
posted by fred solinger 6:14 PM
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futuristic dystopia?: i've just listened to the flaming lips' new album, yoshimi battles the pink robots, and the first thing that comes to mind is the cruise ship i was on in june, the carnival inspiration. the ship, as was to be expected, was immense and immaculately clean. in fact, on our last day on board, we learned that the organization that inspects cruise ships for cleanliness gave our ship a 99 (out of 100), an unparalleled rating. very impressive. similarly, my first impression of yoshimi was just how clean the music sounds, like between simply red's greatest hits and the corrs latest album, it'd be a perfect fit on the inspiration's playlist. the keyboards are soothing, the bass tones are very warm and full, and the drums sound muted, as if they were wrapped in gauze. the music evokes an incredibly pretty, incredibly antiseptic future where germs belong to the past. but there's something alarming about such perfection; i've never been a fan of the early lips but i couldn't help but wish for a guitar squall or two -- even kindred spirits mercury rev seem to have at least one guitar epic on their recent albums. on first listen, yoshimi is an admirable work, but i don't know if it's very lovable.
posted by fred solinger 2:50 PM
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so, jim and ejay got the boot. i was off by one syllable.

but i wasn't really off at all, because, like simon, i'm not predicting who will go -- i'm saying who should go. and, based on their performances, it's very obvious to me that a.j. should've been kicked off. but he's got the sob story about the poor immigrant parents and he's got that trilly girl voice that he probably uses to get naive girls out of their panties. i'm not so much surprised by the results as i am disappointed. (and, let's be honest, the two least attractive finalists were eliminated -- this isn't a singing contest, after all. the teenage girls let their voices be heard last night.)

i was surprised, however, by the fact that nikki was among the bottom three. did america make a moral judgement on her with their indifference? or were they just heartbroken that she sold out (for which she immediately made amends by putting on that slinky outfit)? it was a tough couple of minutes for me there. that commercial break seemed interminable. i had to keep reminding myself to breathe. but, ultimately, nikki prevailed and sent jim and his loving parents back to illinois. (indiana?)

and now i'm sure r.j. is in for the long haul because not only is he the adopted one, but he's now also the one who fell off the stage and had to go to the hospital. next week, i'm going to predict that christina and ryan are up, with the former getting voted out. after ejay, the two of them have the least tragic stories.

the big story last night, though, was simon's absence. apparently he was off on intercontinental business in london and a lifeless cardboard stand-in was there in his place (no, not paula abdul.) paula made the cut-out talk in an all-out mockery of the simon style, and then the stand-in pulled an r.j. as randy jackson gave it a symbolic booting off the stage. was it a front, though? did r.j.'s thrashing symbolize more than we initially thought? i'm sure i would've heard about that on extra!, though. maybe he just couldn't take the booing and the constant taunts of seacrest and dunkleman. the anti-british sentiments expressed by the audience may have cowed him. i just hope he's back next week. forget the 10: he is the real star of the show.
posted by fred solinger 1:06 PM

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kathleen is back. and a happy belated birthday to her. she's back from her irish odyssey and ready to tell it like it is again. like, for example, she hates the vines. and yet she LOVES them. who could blame her? that craig is a stone fox.
posted by fred solinger 11:48 AM
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vma a-ok: so mtv has this last fan standing competition on mtv.com. you may have seen the commercials for it. regardless, the important thing here is that i am in the running. one might think that it's impossible for my head to get any bigger, but just go to my application and you'll see what they've done to me! to do that, you can click here and then click on the 'vote here' button. i probably don't stand a chance since i don't feel like pandering outside of my own airspace, but you'd be making an old man happy if you did vote (this is my last year of mtv eligibility.) vote now, vote often. i know i am.
posted by fred solinger 11:25 AM
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7.17.2002

 
comments on 30-21
30. like jim croce, stephin merritt only knows one way to say i love you: with a song. quite unlike mr. croce, merritt isn't a sensitive singer-songwriter; his forebears dwelled in the brill building, writing songs that were made to order. in this case, the order is every shade of love and every genre within reason.
29. eno's green world is a soundtrack without a film, and the audio account alone proves to be most satisfactory. the listener is taken on safari -- dark trees, big ships, sombre reptiles, little fishes: one by one, each passes by with a few strokes of a synthesizer, chords from a guitar, and masterful usage of air & space. the ending, however, seems strangely unresolved.
28. with their fourth lp, the pixies were set to ride the grunge wave to superstardom...and then they released a heavy metal album. that's how the myth goes, anyway. while it sounds little like the prevailing seattle fare of the day, trompe le monde is not a heavy metal album. okay, well, "planet of sound." but besides that, tlm had the band returning to the rock sound of doolittle and showing off the tricks they learned on bossanova. most bands would've been quite pleased to end their careers with the epic "motorway to roswell," all tinkling pianos and resounding backing vocals. maybe "the navajo know" is symptomatic of why they never found success, and why tlm is their greatest record.
27. ghosts & the machines. the mononymic titles and his declarations in "heaven" give off the impression that david byrne is bored. fine by me since it means less distraction from the music, which funks and disorients and startles. repeated listening leads one to believe that there's something at work both behind the grooves and byrne's lyrics. a certain ineffable that cements this as my favorite of the byrne/eno era.
26. the title says it all. otis never was very convincing as a singer of happy songs, and so an invitation to the blues has never been more enticing.
25. like ohio players' albums, you can tell a lot about a roxy album by looking at its cover. the model seems utterly drained, unable to lift a finger. she also seems to be lost -- standed, even -- in some unknown locale. on stranded, darkness falls, phones ring and no one's there, and all that lives dies. bryan ferry looks in the mirror and, improbably, he doesn't like what he sees.
24. the beatles make their solo audition tapes, and only ringo's career would best his material on abbey road. divided, it stands.
23. he may not have penned his own material, but it's arguable that no other popular performer put more of himself -- his mannerisms, his attitude, his state-of-mind -- into his records than frank sinatra. when the time came to record wee small hours, he had very little left at all to put into it. the result: one of the most emotional and expressive albums ever produced.
22. there are two kinds of people on born to run: jersey boys, longing for something better, who are miserable; and city dwellers, living in the shadows of the skyscrapers, who are also miserable. one group is leaving at night, heading towards a meeting, driving down the two-lane highway with no destination known; the others hide on the backstreets, seek shelter from the falling tear drops, and feel like the whole city is crying. springsteen inflates his characters so we can them above the towers and buildings, and he turns up the volume so the music can be heard above the din of the city and the roar of the engines. where they're going, no one knows, but they just can't stay home any longer.
21. the sound you hear at the beginning of station to station is the express train sweeping la bowie away yet again, in search of a new sound like he does every year. it takes him through funk and disco, into proto-industrial, with a final destination in a johnny mathis ballad. produced by bowie so he could recreate every footstep and every unexplained noise he heard in his coke-addled head. kids, take note: like many albums on this list, this album was created with the benefit of MIND-ADDLING drugs. lots of them.
posted by fred solinger 9:19 PM
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solomon burke just released an album. which is nothing new: the king of rock 'n' soul has probably been issuing albums for twenty+ years now on small blues & soul labels. what makes this album different from any album he's released since leaving atlantic records in 1968 is that it's getting fantastic reviews. and unlike any solomon burke album previously released, this one features new songs from fans like van morrison, bob dylan, tom waits, nick lowe, brian wilson, carole king, and elvis costello. question: where can i buy it?
posted by fred solinger 7:34 PM
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tim, might i suggest the following arrangement:
michelle branch = ani difranco
vanessa carlton = tori amos
avril lavigne = alanis morissette

(it's quite possible that avril has not reached australian shores yet. she's canadian, she's angry, and she skates: the perfect pedigree.)
posted by fred solinger 5:12 PM

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last night's american idol:
well, simon was obviously right about who the two losers were, and it was the two with whom he went out of his way to say what nice guys they were: jim and a.j. (yeah, jim does seem like a nice guy; but a.j. has always been my least favorite -- he has the wimpiest voice and he seemed to have the biggest attitude, e.g. anytime he entered a room.) jim needed to sing some high-octane four tops number, but instead he chose to blend into the scenery of the newly-refurbished american idol set by performing the commodores' "easy." a.j., on the other hand, gave his larynx a workout with...another leisurely stroll through "my cherie amour." maybe he hasn't sung it before, but he makes every song sound the same. these two shouldn't make it through tonight or, as simon said, it will be a DISASTER. it would be a lamentably american thing for the voters to think, "i'm not going to let some frog tell ME who an american idol is," and then vote for either of these two.

as far as the others go:
ryan -- one of the judges commented on her outfit, but isn't that the same exact outfit she had on last time? if so, where did the $2,000 go? she doesn't already have a habit yet, does she? otherwise, i thought she performed well enough to get through this round.
justin -- i don't like justin, i'll say that now. he apparently has a weak falsetto and a trite manner with the audience (those fucking winks). others have been nastier elsewhere, but i'll be kind here: he looks more like sideshow mel. still, i respect him because he knows his audience -- mostly teenage girls -- and he knows the tried and true methods of whipping them into a frenzy. if the voting demographics trend towards young females, he's got it sewed up.
tamyra -- she looks great, she sings very well. ideally, she'll win the competition.
nikki -- i really liked nikki. like liked nikki. and i don't mind the kid, but the ex-husband...at her age...no good -- the engagement is off. and simon was right, she did look like she had a daytime tv makeover. i hope she gets through because she does have some grit in her vocals even though "ben" ("BEN"!) didn't really allow her to express that. and she's still kinda hot.
ejay & kelly -- they're like the low-rent justin and tamyra. both of them sing as well as that pair (ejay may have the best voice in the competition) but, again, simon said it well when he stated that ejay wasn't an american idol. he has absolutely no stage presence -- when i saw him performing at six flags on his little film, it all made perfect sense. kelly is a very nice girl, but her voice, though powerful, is also kinda forgettable. like anastacia, another woman who got her break on a tv show (mtv's the cut, if you've forgotten, hosted by the late lisa lopes.) unfortunately, kelly isn't as hot as anastacia. but, in kelly's favor, i bet she knows all the words to the anthem.
christina -- christina is very nice, and simon seems to agree. unlucky for her, he doesn't get the final say. she won't be eliminated until very late when there aren't enough people around to shield her from the fact that she's the favorite of a very few.
r.j. -- almost forgot him, though i've totally forgotten his performance, which isn't a good sign. didn't seem to make the most of his second chance. he should be the next to go.

in general:
-i'd like to see the male singers grow some fucking balls. (but, being a baritone, i would say that.) all of the women are ballsier than any one of them -- with the exception of christina, who probably wouldn't even say "balls."
-paula needs to stop being so damn nice.
-i actually do hope ryan seacrest and brian dunkelman get voted off. (the latter reminds me of a cartoon character i can't quite recall; the former, baywatch's david chokachi.)

bottom line: jim and a.j. have to go. (more music commentary to come, i promise.)
posted by fred solinger 4:36 PM

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no, that dexy's review is all wrong. it should've gone like this:
32. there would be no place for kevin rowland in the neo-soul movement. he doesn't worship at the shrine of donny hathaway, and he believes that soul existed prior to 1972. he also knows that soul is sweaty, loud, passionate, and very often undignified, traits unbecoming to your average boho-soulster, with their fender rhodes and their chai lattes. his search today would turn up precious little. raphael saadiq. d'angelo. still, he (and i!) know they're out there, but where are they hiding?
posted by fred solinger 1:21 PM
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comments on 40-31
40. for the most part, as quiet as nick drake, but not fragile: ephemeral.
39. the only zeppelin album i can listen to straight through (even "the crunge"!), amazing for a band with a storied inclination for lapses in taste.
38. sure, the comeback special was a success, but once he announced his return, he couldn't go back to singing "wooden heart" (its influence on bryan ferry's vocals notwithstanding), could he? so he went back to memphis and sang eddy arnold, burt bacharach, john hartford, and gamble & huff like they came from the same hymnal.
37. years of backpacking across europe and singing brel turned him into the songwriter he always wanted to be, but, with his worst chart performance of the 60s, apparently no one was listening. except bowie, ferry, almond, cave, cope, etc.
36. this album has been dropping in my estimation (while new morning rises), but i'll say this for it: it makes me laugh, unusual for a rock record (and even more unusual with "comedy" rock records. which i hate).
35. ages me everytime i hear it, but too lovely to ignore. evokes closing time at a border honky tonk, one couple left on the dancefloor.
34. takes murmur and cranks up the volume, while maintaining the intimacy and melancholy on songs like "camera" and "time after time." simply, their best set of songs.
33. it's interesting that his soundtrack albums, which come with a built-in storyline, tend to be the most all over the place. this one, gloriously so. filmed in panavision and, unlike the film, in technicolor.
32. people who hate this album say it's due to kevin rowland; people who love it say the same. yeah, he's pretentious and affected, but he's also terribly sincere and unafraid of standing before the firing squad, heart in hand. he also had the good sense to make the world's first punk rock soul album.
31. each velvet album seemed to have spawned a different genre (alternative, noise, twee), except for the last, the vu album for classic rock fans. so convincing, in fact, that it fooled fm programmers into thinking that "rock n' roll" and "sweet jane" were hits. and now they are.
posted by fred solinger 12:24 PM
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7.16.2002

 
comments on 50-41:
50. thematically, number 78, musically, number 68. spoken language: dirty.
49. okay, it's got this one track with bongos on it and it's six minutes long and it's as bad as most songs with bongos on them are. but aside from that, it's as good as any other album on the list, and far more fragile.
48. "black, white, puerto rican, everybody just a freakin'..."
47. the archetypal great alternative album, and that's why it's not as good as number 29.
46. the love i have for this is similar to that which i possess for number 32: two bands that get over through the force (and lack thereof) of their frontman's personality; men who have little idea what they're doing (and know exactly what they're doing) and somehow end up creating soul music, even though that wasn't their intention (but it was).
45. i said this to josh last night: "lots of great stuff, lots of head-scratchers, the perfect intro to the the secret life of plants." and the perfect end to stevie's career as a major album artist.
44. there's an episode of the simpsons where mr. burns is ready to storm the simpson house in his tank. he presses play on what he perceives to be a wagner disc, but it turns out to be "waterloo." that's what this is like.
43. on the first half, they look back; on the second, they look ahead (to exile, mainly); in between, they rocked more thoroughly than they ever would in their career. paul buckmaster makes recompense for arranging "drops of jupiter" with his work here, especially the strings on "moonlight mile," which i can only describe as "vertical."
42. synesthetically speaking, it's as consisent as what's going on. on side one, the sun is high in the sky. as side 2 begins, it's sinking beneath the horizon. by album's end, the only thing to light the sky are the incandescent reds of jimi's playing. during the fade, the color does the same, and it seems as if the sun will never rise again.
41. i recently went to new orleans. as i passed by "world famous love acts," where loving was performed onstage, and...well, i don't remember the name, but you could wash (as opposed to watch) the girl of your choice, i felt as if i stepped into this album. then, i simply bided my time until the inevitable appearance of the sex dwarf.
posted by fred solinger 7:08 PM
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lessons learned from today's episode of taildaters:
-"chill" can be used a verb, but under no circumstances should it be used as an adjective.
-never name your child "chailuck."
-apparently, taildaters also provides a forum for southern california gay men (and, presumably, lesbians) between the ages of 18 and 24 to meet and greet, something that should be applauded.
posted by fred solinger 5:23 PM
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comments on 60-51:
60. and this is the picture. kind of a visual metaphor for rod's career as well.
59. i've overlooked the fact that the band can't rock and that they take several stabs at it, all because the weepies are that good. they realized that mccartney had a good idea with "yesterday," but they also understood that he didn't take it far enough. the best lost band of the 60s.
58. kid goes crazy, broods, masturbates with a magazine, rises from the dead. hit singles ensue.
57. george martin would've produced this album if he were also allowed to write the string charts, but paul buckmaster, responsible for "space oddity," was already on board. the right choice was made: elton john would've been held in higher regard, far better crafted, and far less interesting without buckmaster's arrangements. sort of like revolver, then.
56. alright, alright, the skits are dumb, but who else was smart enough to sample hall & oates?
55. a little bit country, a little bit rock n' roll, and a whole lot of shitkicking.
54. the perfect soundtrack for a night on the town, ca. 1978: supper club music, dancefloor fillers, and come-down music.
53. the pets stop being ironic (mostly), and start getting real. coincidentally, neil's in love.
52. the only album of the 90s to create its own self-contained universe.
51. is there a great double-album with a worse side than side three of english settlement? side four of all things must pass? yeah, but i said "great."
posted by fred solinger 4:52 PM
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finally.
posted by fred solinger 4:26 PM
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i just heard the new springsteen single on z100, which is strange. not the single, which i bought today and will say something about later, but the fact that it was on z100, new york's #1 hit music station. i know he's the boss and all, but i believe he's older than avril lavigne, (lil) bow wow, and vanessa carlton put together -- a way of saying that he's the oldest act on the station. (no, i don't believe they're playing "a song for the lonely" or "a little less conversation.") and i don't remember the ghost of tom joad getting play, but perhaps that album was a little too heady for top 40. i'm interested to see what comes of this...
posted by fred solinger 3:39 PM
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comments on 70-61:
70. no less than 5 h-d-h classics, "if i were a carpenter," and two monkees covers: could be any motown album from the 60s, but since it's the tops, it's best motown album of the decade.
69. the band that made cheap trick get pedicures and sound all the better for it (except for maybe on "i want you to want me," which is still a little too femme for my tastes.)
68. sports the best album cover ever, is the source of thirty+ hip-hop records, and is home to the fastest 18 minutes in pop music ("by the time i get to phoenix.")
67. sounds a little thin these days, but so do nelson riddle arrangements when compared to those of gordon jenkins. "lonely town" aside, i think we know who framed frank's voice better, and the same can be said for the original bomb squad with chuck d.'s righteous bellow.
66. it's got the best covers on it.
65. makes me feel all cold and tortured inside!
64. "quick! give us your lips! give us your thighs! give us your sad and devouring eyes!" reason enough.
63. tom once called them the smiths for grown-ups. how about the smiths for thirtysomethings, instead? (and then dick thompson: your dad's smiths?)
62. the shangri-las hop the l to manhattan, strap on guitars, and hire peter noone to front the band.
61. responsible for more bad bands than led zeppelin ii, but i look the other way and place the blame squarely on radio city.
posted by fred solinger 2:14 PM
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7.15.2002

 
i've just finished listening to dr. dre's "2002 remix" of the stones' "miss you" for the austin powers 3 soundtrack. it's a curious proposition, a name producer remixing a big hit by an even bigger band twenty+ years after the fact. it seems all the more curious in this era of the bootleg (like why not just crossbreed it with, say, blur's "girls & boys.") curiosity doesn't lead to anything interesting or intriguing in this case; here, it BORES the cat. it sounds like your state-of-the-art dr. dre 2002 production : goosestepping beat, synth string stabs, candy-covered shell. except this production seems to have the opening of curtis mayfield's "get down" playing in the background, in the 1987 sense (loop) rather than the 2002 sense (the whole damn thing.) if eminem's "my dad's gone crazy" didn't prove otherwise, i'd say that this was symbolic of how stilted dre's productions have become. maybe mel-man didn't ghost on this remix...
posted by fred solinger 9:41 PM
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80. probably a lot better than 80, but except for the understated "for no one" and the wacky "tommorow never knows," i never have an urge to listen to it -- it's not outlandish or absurd enough, qualities I value rather highly.
79. i took the stooges challenge and, to my suprise, i chose fun house 9 times out of 10. raw power, the album, just isn't the same once raw power, the song, ends.
78. "fuck what's going on, let's get it on," is what marvin gaye seemed to be saying with this lp and follow-up i want you and i tend to agree. songs about fucking are almost always better than songs with a social conscience. even folkies agree with that.
77. the second best record album made in memphis in 1969. "breakfast in bed" may be the sexiest song ever. especially if it's not about breakfast.
76. and the hits just keep on coming.
75. i don't know what's less likely: the bee gees fighting in trafalgar or the bee gees sailing in odessa. lovers never fighters, the bee gees wimp it up with the best of them, e.g. "first of may." the result on this album: pretty fucking wimpy, pretty fucking great.
74. abba: very fucking wimpy, very fucking great. i think it's about communism too.
73. i'm invoking synesthesia here: the album cover is red and orange and gold, and so is the music, like the beach at sunrise or sunset -- whichever you interpret as more promising or hopeful.
72. dance, dance, revolution. byrne's exploration of world music should've began and ended here.
71. the kraftwerk album you can sing along with.
posted by fred solinger 9:06 PM
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comments on 90-81:
90. jersey boy dreams of the big city. added bonus: rosie, and the saga of spanish johnny and puerto rican jane.
89. lady soul is the canonized classic, but i never loved a man has the tunes. (title track, "respect," "dr. feelgood," "do right woman...," "save me," etc.)
88. taupin had never been to america when he wrote this, and it sounds it. per usual, elton has to save his ass and delivers his second-best bunch of tunes. as with the very best elton albums, paul buckmaster arranges.
87. music by james brown, lyrics by a metaphysician. creates a third way for hip-hop.
86. oh, how i wanted to cling to heartattack & vine. and then, longed to put small change in its stead. but i now begrudgingly admit that this is his best album. also: astral weeks is good. really!
85. you can almost see him on stage. almost. still, all of the fury, passion, and ardor -- from both band and audience -- doesn't make up for the fact that i don't much care for the setlist.
84. see 86. also: see the movie, in theaters this summer.
83. our priest would always say "achtung!" when we weren't paying attention. apparently, so do rockers who are coming off rather unsuccessful half-live/half-roots rock albums. in one case, it just seemed like it worked; in the other, it really did. but which is which...
82. functions in both the "on" and "off" position.
81. one day, i was going buy both this and tigermilk on the same day. i only left with one of them that day, and i have yet to regret the decision.
posted by fred solinger 6:58 PM
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some questions:
-why does ricki lake have so many british audience members?
-is the pixies record, pixies, the one with demos that costs like $1/min, worth buying?
-is sumo wrestling a sport?
-how many of the american idol guys are gay? i say at least two. and is it wrong for me to even wonder?
let me know.
posted by fred solinger 5:19 PM
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comments on 100-91:
100. yes, this is an elo record. and what a record! a new world record, one might say. "telephone line," "livin' thing," "rockaria!," "tightrope," and, best of all, "do ya," which sounds like the chambers brothers' "time has come today" played by a bunch of pussies. or: fm radio abba.
99. the happy medium between the punk-rock shards of pink flag and the spacy nu-prog of 154. plus, you can dance to "another the letter."
98. started the trip-hop thing, and ten+ years later it's the only survivor. why? on blue lines, at least, they were never too stoned to groove.
97. a producer's album meant for public consumption.
96. a producer's album meant for music geeks.
95. a producer's album meant for other producers. and david byrne.
94. the lights aren't quite bright enough on this album to shine through the impenetrable darkness of richard thompson's lyrics, but linda does her part to make it easy on the ears.
93. i bought this album because i didn't like the mixes of "express yourself" and "like a prayer" on immaculate collection, but when i got around listening to the rest of it, it was pretty great. come for the album mixes, but stay for the rest.
92. yes, i love the music but i also adore it as the very model of a 21st century pop (as opposed to dance) record.
91. alright, for the longest time i championed this record over nations. and then one day i sat down and listened to the whole fucking thing. 91, then.
posted by fred solinger 5:04 PM
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100 records: as mentioned yesterday, here is the list of my 100 favorite record albums as of today, july 15. it could be a very different list tomorrow, and it's a very different list than it would've been at this time last year. comments to follow.

100. electric light orchestra, a new world record, 1976
99. wire, chairs missing, 1978
98. massive attack, blue lines, 1991
97. richard harris, the yard went on forever, 1969
96. todd rundgren, a wizard, a true star, 1973
95. brian eno, before & after science, 1977
94. richard & linda thompson, i want to see the bright lights tonight, 1974
93. madonna, like a prayer, 1989
92. daft punk, discovery, 2001
91. public enemy, fear of a black planet , 1990
90. bruce springsteen, the wild, the innocent & the e street shuffle, 1973
89. aretha franklin, i never loved a man (the way i love you), 1967
88. elton john, tumbleweed connection, 1971
87. eric b. & rakim, paid in full, 1987
86. tom waits, swordfishtrombones, 1983
85. james brown, live at the apollo, 1963
84. david bowie, the rise and fall of ziggy stardust & the spiders from mars, 1972
83. u2, achtung baby, 1991
82. aerosmith, rocks, 1976
81. roxy music, country life, 1974
80. beatles, revolver, 1966
79. iggy & the stooges, raw power, 1973
78. marvin gaye, let's get it on, 1973
77. dusty springfield, dusty in memphis, 1969
76. blondie, parallel lines, 1978
75. bee gees, odessa, 1969
74. abba, the visitors, 1981
73. beach boys, sunflower, 1970
72. talking heads, remain in light, 1980
71. kraftwerk, trans-europe express, 1977
70. four tops, reach out, 1967
69. cheap trick, in color, 1977
68. isaac hayes, hot buttered soul, 1969
67. public enemy, it takes a nation of millions to hold us back, 1988
66. ramones, rocket to russia, 1977
65. nick cave & the bad seeds, the boatman's call, 1997
64. scott walker, scott 2, 1967
63. go-betweens, liberty belle & the black diamond express, 1986
62. new york dolls, new york dolls, 1973
61. big star, #1 record, 1972
60. rod stewart, every picture tells a story, 1971
59. left banke, walk away renee/pretty ballerina, 1966
58. prince & the revolution, purple rain, 1984
57. elton john, elton john, 1970
56. de la soul, 3 feet high & rising, 1989
55. flying burrito brothers, the gilded palace of sin, 1969
54. chic, c'est chic, 1978
53. pet shop boys, very, 1993
52. mercury rev, see you on the other side, 1995
51. xtc, english settlement, 1982
50. serge gainsbourg, histoire de melody nelson, 1971
49. nick drake, five leaves left, 1969
48. sly & the family stone, stand!, 1969
47. pixies, doolittle, 1989
46. orange juice, you can't hide your love forever, 1982
45. stevie wonder, songs in the key of life, 1976
44. elvis costello, armed forces, 1979
43. rolling stones, sticky fingers, 1971
42. jimi hendrix, electric ladyland, 1968
41. soft cell, non-stop erotic cabaret, 1981
40. al green, call me, 1973
39. led zeppelin, houses of the holy, 1973
38. elvis presley, from elvis in memphis, 1969
37. scott walker, scott 4, 1969
36. bob dylan, bringing it all back home, 1965
35. neil young, after the gold rush, 1970
34. r.e.m., reckoning, 1984
33. prince & the revolution, parade (music from the film under the cherry moon), 1986
32. dexy's midnight runners, searching for the young soul rebels, 1980
31. velvet underground, loaded, 1970
30. magnetic fields, 69 love songs, 1999
29. brian eno, another green world, 1975
28. pixies, trompe le monde, 1991
27. talking heads, fear of music, 1979
26. otis redding, otis blue: otis redding sings soul, 1966
25. roxy music, stranded, 1973
24. beatles, abbey road, 1969
23. frank sinatra, in the wee small hours of the morning, 1955
22. bruce springsteen, born to run, 1975
21. david bowie, station to station, 1976
20. beach boys, the beach boys today, 1965
19. the who, who's next, 1971
18. sly & the family stone, there's a riot goin' on, 1971
17. big star, third/sister lovers, 1975
16. guns n' roses, appetite for destruction, 1987
15. led zeppelin, led zeppelin ii, 1969
14. the stooges, fun house, 1970
13. the smiths, the queen is dead, 1986
12. stevie wonder, innervisions, 1973
11. bruce springsteen, darkness on the edge of town, 1978
10. bob dylan, blood on the tracks, 1975
9. rolling stones, let it bleed, 1969
8. velvet underground, velvet underground, 1969
7. al green, i'm still in love with you, 1972
6. stevie wonder, talking book, 1972
5. new york dolls, in too much, too soon, 1974
4. frank sinatra, songs for swingin' lovers, 1956
3. rolling stones, exile on main street, 1972
2. prince, sign o' the times, 1987
1. beach boys, pet sounds, 1966
posted by fred solinger 12:54 PM

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7.14.2002

 
i assure you, we're open: it's with a bit of trepidation that i announce vsl has opened its doors again after a good eight months of inactivity. tomorrow, i'll put up a 100 favorite albums list that i've cobbled together; a list that'll let newcomers know what this site is about, musically, and will have old-time devotees shaking their heads in contempt as they note both the predictable choices and also the regrettable additions.

for right now, i'll leave you with this. my nephew said this to me: "if you die, i'll tell (my sister) to dump (her boyfriend) and get someone like you." i replied with a sort of "awwwwwhmmmmmm," a mixture of the tenderness i felt initially and the disquiet that came over me the more i considered this.
posted by fred solinger 8:58 PM

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